I recently switched to Gaim so that I could slim down to only having one IM client running. I hate having too many icons in my system tray. I’m a little OCD that way. One of the features that is lacking in Gaim that is present in Yahoo! Messenger is the “report spam” button. When I would get solicitations from bots I would click the spam button and that was that. Now I don’t have a spam button, so today when I received such a message I decided to talk to the bot and see how long it would talk back. I’m not sure what category this falls under, but “review” seems appropriate somehow. Anyway, here is our conversation:

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(9:33:07 AM) slhutomaximo: hi… anyone therr?
(9:33:21 AM) blizzo#: hello
(9:33:25 AM) slhutomaximo: oh your there 🙂 hi…
(9:33:44 AM) blizzo#: whats up baby
(9:33:49 AM) slhutomaximo: a/s/l (age sex locatioon)?
(9:34:02 AM) blizzo#: 30/m/usa
(9:34:10 AM) slhutomaximo: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you mightt like to chat.
(9:34:28 AM) blizzo#: what color are your toenails?
(9:34:31 AM) slhutomaximo: sp what have you been up to blizzo#?
(9:34:45 AM) blizzo#: may i borrow a paperclip?
(9:34:55 AM) slhutomaximo: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv.. i was getting kinda horny 🙂 (*blushes)
(9:35:53 AM) slhutomaximo: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please….
(9:36:13 AM) blizzo#: only if you can guess the name of my duck
(9:36:26 AM) slhutomaximo: alright 🙂 how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and hellp you out of your pants?
(9:36:58 AM) blizzo#: will you shave my back first?
(9:37:08 AM) slhutomaximo: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
(9:38:25 AM) blizzo#: encase me in a giant cube of jell-o
(9:38:35 AM) slhutomaximo: oh yeah babe.. dont sto. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
(9:39:03 AM) blizzo#: make sure you use lots of fruit cocktail
(9:39:21 AM) slhutomaximo: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing c*** in my hannd, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
(9:40:16 AM) blizzo#: my grandma used to serve it with whipped cream that way
(9:40:27 AM) slhutomaximo: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!!
(9:40:45 AM) blizzo#: i dont have Internet access, sorry
(9:40:48 AM) slhutomaximo: what do you think of my pics?
(9:42:05 AM) blizzo#: i used to dress my Doberman in that same outfit
(9:42:12 AM) slhutomaximo: shit the phone. dont stoop stroking it. hold on…
(9:42:16 AM) blizzo#: but then he got really fat and it didn’t fit anymore
(9:42:36 AM) slhutomaximo: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you wannt, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
(9:42:37 AM) blizzo#: it was too bad really, the poor thing just had a bad thyroid, it wasn’t his fault he chunky
(9:46:11 AM) blizzo#: i guess you don’t want to hear anymore about my dog
(9:46:47 AM) blizzo#: it’s just as well. I don’t think he would have liked you